"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"
(A reply is: As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood!)
How many bad Bagdad daggs can a bad Bagdad dad bag if a bad Bagdad Dad could bag bad Bagdad Daggs!!
How many lemons can a lemming leave if a lemming could leave lemons?
How much golf can a gopher go for if a gopher could go for golf?
How much ground can a ground hog grind if a ground hog could grind ground?
How many mole hills can a mole make if a mole could make mountains out of mole hills?
How many conkers can a cantankerous cobbler conk if a cantankerous cobbler could conk conkers?
How many carp can a carpenter catch if a carpenter could catch carp?
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