People - IT occupations
Computer consultant

  • Usually a self employed "expert" on computers and information technology.

Key Tasks

  • Evaluate clients existing and potential information technology needs and recommend solutions.

Personal Qualities

Entry Requirements

Training

Prospects

 

Terms

Outsourcer

an outside company that takes over ownership or control of a customers computer system or network

Systems Integrator

a firm that designs or optimises the system or network, allowing the customer to retain control of the system and the responsibility for its day-to-day maintenance

Consultant

a specialist or firm whose advice precedes that of outsourcer or systems integrator. The consultant may provide a needs analysis, a strategic plan and even a design. But the consultant does not necessarily install the network or write the software.

 

Jackson, R. (1996, Oct/Nov)

At the pearly gates..

A consultant dies and arrives at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there are thousands ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter leaves his desk at the Gate and comes down the line to the consultant, greets him warmly and guides him to the front.

The consultant says "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St Peter replies, "Well, I've added up all the hours you billed your clients, and by my calculations you must be about 193 years old!"

[Ref 56: NZ PC World]

[Rev 31/7/98] © 1996 V/2-Com (Verhaart), P O Box 8415, Havelock North, New Zealand.